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Martial Arts

PostHeaderIcon Martial Arts

kiai characterWhen I grew up there was this thing called Judo.
It was a form of martial art where two combattants would grab eachother by the lapels of their special white pj’s, followed by some pushing and pulling and then the tallest and heaviest guy would win.
There was also a far less popular form of martial art called Jiu Jitsu.
Since martial arts were basically taught, at that time, as a form of self defense, I must say that, to me, pj-pulling Judo was far less effective than Jiu Jitsu, which involved, amongst other things, poking your finger in your opponent’s eye and breaking his fingers.
Then Karate became popular and was soon followed by a whole gamut of martial art forms, some more bizarre than others: from hitting eachother over the head with a cane stick to kicking eachothers shins to a bloody pulp.
Most, if not all, involved unpronouncable names, lots of yelling and screaming, and jumping around a lot.
And none of them was as effective as a method of unarmed self defense as the much more down-to-earth ‘western’ method of firmly planting ones fist in ones opponent’s face, better known as boxing. But I don’t think boxing is considered a martial art.
Which, then, leaves us with the question ‘which is the most effective form of martial art?’.
This is, of course, a hotly debated topic amongst martial artists, and I’d like to introduce to you a case where a representative of one form challenges one of another.
This is about a Kiai master who wagers $5000 on a claim that he can beat ANY MMA master.
An MMA master accepted the challenge and I’ll point you to a video of the match.
But let me first explain the two different forms of martial art.
Kiai is fairly hard to explain, because there’s a lot of mumbojumbo involved about breathing, silent yelling, reflection and energy concentration.
Let me describe it this way: the Kiai master attacks (and defeats) his opponents by ‘manifesting, emitting and projecting his internal energy’ onto his opponents by waving his arms around, but without touching his opponents (the video starts with a demonstration of this!).
The MMA master (MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts) on the other hand, has no qualms whatsoever when it comes to touching his opponent.

Watch the video of this challenge, and be amazed. Be VERY amazed.

See the video here: link


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5 Responses to “Martial Arts”

  • Paul says:

    Weren’t you amazed?
    At how extremely predictable this match would be?
    And amazed about how delusional and self-deceptive folks can get?
    To the point that they offer $5000 for getting the living daylight punched out of them?

  • Rob says:

    LMAO – I loved it. The old idiot got exactly what he deserved (his ass kicked and his money taken!)

  • Paul says:

    got [..] his ass kicked

    Not to mention his nose!

    I remember from WAY back that a psychologist once challenged Cassius Clay (as he was still called then) to a fight, claiming he would use only psychology to defeat the great boxer.

    The fight never took place. Which undoubtly saved the psychologist’s life.

  • justathought says:

    In het engels, boring ook nog. Helaas, weer tien seconden van m’n leven vergald…

  • Paul says:

    @justathought: I’m deeply impressed by your profoundly insightful, razor sharp and philosophical observations!

    I sincerely hope that a great author like yourself will find the time to visit my site every now and then, so as to have another few seconds here and there totally and completely ruined.

    I’m also deeply impressed by YOUR blog at http://www.justathought.nl … I was especially impressed by that stunning post about you sticking your hand in your pants while fantasizing about your neighbor’s 13-year old daughter. World class literature! Real mature.

    And tears well up in my eyes when I read lines (and innovative -or is it experimental? – language) like: “In vergelijking met even geleden word [sic] er stukken meer gegoogeld met het woord `Tuinmeubelen`”. BEAUTIFUL… pure poetry! (if only I could figure out what it meant).

    Can I have your autograph? (… uh.. no, with the other hand, please!).

    Too bad your Nobel prize-winning quality proze is in Dutch… SUCH a small market, ya know…

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