This just in …
February 20th, 2007 | 
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Dear Mr. Claessen;
Thank you for inquiring about the activities of the celebri-cat Mr. Clyde Claessen, Himself. What follows is a summary of the activities of Himself on the 20th of February, 2007 as of 1400 (east coast time):
0900 – Himself is nestled down inside an eiderdown comforter in the middle of a king sized bed, sound asleep.
1000 – Same as 0900 – no visible signs of life.
1030 – Himself opens his eyes and yawns
1031 – Himself regrets opening his eyes and closes them again.
1100 – Himself thinks he might be getting hungry.
1115 – Himself is hungry enough to leave the big bed and visit the dish. While there, Himself decides to visit the box. He makes a mess with litter.
1120 – Himself coughs up a giant hairball on the living room rug … and then looks at mama as if to say ..THIS IS JUST FOR YOU!
1121 – Himself feels the need for a bit of variety – so he goes to the guest room and nestles down in the blankees and goes to sleep in the middle of a queen sized bed.
1230 – Himself hears mama making her lunch in the kitchen so he comes to investigate. Mama does not share, so Himself stalks off in a huff.
1235 – Himself visits the box and makes the stinkiest poop the world has ever known and then gets a drink of water and has two bites of the dry food.
1239 – Himself makes one last attempt on mama’s lunch – and manages to stick his stinkee butt in mama’s face in the process
1242 – Himself realizes it is nap time. He goes back to the big bed, which mama has conveniently made up just for him.
1243 – Himself nestles down inside the eiderdown comforter in the middle of the big bed and goes back to sleep.
1330 – Himself awakens, visits the dish, checks out the kitchen counter for crumbs or leavings and then goes to the guest room and nestles down in the blankees for another nap.
1400 – Himself is sleeping deeply and snoring!
Dawnell K. Claessen
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Dear Mrs. Dawnell K. Claessen,
Thanks for providing this activity report.
Much appreciated, but my readers are also very interested in the where-abouts and activities of Her Majesty, Queen Bonnie Herself, our domestic Chief Inspectimicatress and Royal Toilet-bowl Snifster…
Report on Bonnie received:
You know – I really think you are talking about you and Dawnell here…
Rob
Heck no! We’re much lazier than that!
Besides .. I don’t cough up hair balls and Dawnell doesn’t hunt for yellow mice.
*takes away his beer for being such a smarty pants*
I really love these pictures of the royalty!