A Spousal Conversation (3)
February 28th, 2009 | 
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Saturday morning; my wife and her daughter are leaving the house to hit the stores.
She (in Schwarzenegger/Terminator voice): “I’ll be back.”
Me (standard response): “Then I’ll be Beethoven.”
Me (Nosy): “Where are you going?”
She: “To Sam’s and Dillards.”
Me: *The Look*
She: “We’re NOT gonna buy anything! We’re just gonna look. BYE”
1 minute later. She’s back.
She: “I forgot something.”
Me (nosy): “What did you forget?”
She: “My wallet.”
Me (insufferable smarty pants): “You don’t need a wallet if you’re not gonna buy anything!”
She (lovingly dealing with smarty-pant-ism): *smack*
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