Buddhism
“Make me one with everything” …
 … requests the Buddhist monk
 … from the hotdog vendor.
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.. he then pays with a twenty dollar bill, but doesn’t receive any money back.
When he inquires about this, he is informed that:
“Change only comes from inside”