Defeat
March 12th, 2007 | 
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I must admit defeat. It’s painful. But shit happens.
So, yes, we did go to that Arabian Night dinner show (link). Hey .. unlimited beer!
I had it all figured out, I would get my own beer glass, and my wife, who doesn’t drink beer, would get ‘hers’, but pass it on to me.
I was SURE I would have the place bankrupt (and out of beer) by the time the show started.
But I hadn’t taken Jay into account: “I’m Jay, your server, and I will take care of you tonight”. BOY did he ever!
Here I was sitting with TWO large glasses of beer in front of me. I REALLY started to like dinner shows.
The problem was, that everytime I took a sip (read: gulped down half a glass), Jay would RUN up to us and fill my glass again. COOL! My wife’s remark to him that I would be in love with him by the end of the show didn’t deter him in the least.
Since he kept my glass full all the time, I realized that my wife’s (read: MY OTHER) glass was getting warm, so I started to drink that too. And, consequently, Jay started to keep THAT one full too.
 I LOVE dinner shows!
On the way back I learned from my wife that there were horses in the show.
I also realized that these people could have been BILLIONAIRES!
If only they’d charged a ‘one buck’ entrance fee to the restroom!
So, okay, they’re not bankrupt.
YET!
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Okay, I can hear the comments now: .. WHY did you think you could have the place bankrupt by the time the show started, but didn’t actually do that when your glass was being kept full at all times!
The answer is simple: I need some time between glasses to recuperate!
To keep me from doing that was MEAN!!
BUT…
I WILL BE BACK!!
The word for the evening was JUGS!
Jay had a large jug of wine and a large jug of beer. Most of the performers were female and most of them also had a nice pair of jugs.
Paul slept all the way home!