Weight loss
September 6th, 2007 | 
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“.. do you have a living will?” asked the friendly lady at the other end of the phone line.
And especially because IÂ do have a rather strong will to live, I found the question a bit disturbing, considering it was asked by an employee of the Sheridan Surgery Center, Melbourne, FL, where I have an appointment tomorrow morning at 8:15am. Were they planning for a screw up?
Anyway, tonight at 7 pm I weighed myself.
I just did that again, about 2 1/2 hours later.
I’m happy to share with you that I lost 4.8 pounds during that period!
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So I guess it is inappropriate to say you are “full of shit” at this point?
Rob
Not so much as inappropriate, but spectacularly wrong!
I’m quite the opposite.
Ah! The lies people will invent to believe in the non-existence of the invisible horny phoenix…
that picture… is that added to scare someone shitless?
@Yuvi .. you keep that up, and I report yoo to the FSM!
@Injun .. No. By the time that thing ‘goes in’, you already are. Thorouhly!
But then again .. if it DOES scare anyone .. so much the better! (it’s called ‘schadenfreude‘)