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\nAs promised: some more info on Professor John Searl, who invented the Searl-Effect Generator: a ‘free energy’ device.<\/p>\n

The Professor was born May 2nd in 1932 in Berkshire, England.<\/p>\n

At an early age he had some dreams that inspired him,\u00c2\u00a0as a teenager,\u00c2\u00a0to start working on the creation of\u00c2\u00a0a perpetuum mobile.<\/p>\n

According to his biography (link<\/a>) he started his professional career as an electrical apprentice, rewinding electric motors. He also worked as a projectionist in a cinema, helped out in a pharmacy, has been a trainee nurse, and, in 1983 retired … his last job\u00c2\u00a0… being\u00c2\u00a0a machine worker for 20 years.<\/p>\n

Said biography does not include information about how John obtained a departmental or personal chair at a university, which would justify the title ‘professor’. Something that, to quote (out of context!) Christopher Hitchens: “ought to arouse suspicion in even the slowest minds”.<\/p>\n

The professor has been jailed for 10 months for stealing electricity from the local power plant. By his own account he had not: he was just using the energy from his own ‘free energy’ generator … for years! According to witness accounts: the local power plant a) demolished his house but never found the device, but nevertheless,\u00c2\u00a0 b) stole it, put it on a plane, and was never seen again. (And then there’s the story of his wife burning down the whole place… which, wouldn’t you have it, destroyed all his research papers).<\/p>\n

He is said to later have built\u00c2\u00a0TENS -if not more-\u00c2\u00a0of similar devices. Unfortunately, all these devices had the nasty side effect\u00c2\u00a0of having very strong anti-gravity properties, so they all flew off in space and were never seen again (sounds familiar?).<\/p>\n

It is not known why this didn’t happen to the device that landed him in jail. It could be, that he nailed\u00c2\u00a0that first device\u00c2\u00a0to the floor, but it’s anyone’s guess why the genius professor chose not to do so with the ones that are now ‘halfway the galaxy’ (maybe that little ‘bolting down’ trick was in the lost research papers). *note to self: if I ever invent a free-energy device, make sure to bolt it firmly to the floor!*<\/p>\n

In an interview, asked about the ‘space travel’ capacities of his SEG machines, the genius professor acknowledged these capabilities, and claimed that the device could get to the Moon in an hour, to Mars in several months, and reach space in 20 minutes.<\/p>\n

Curious claims indeed. To the Moon in an hour means a top speed of way over 230,000 miles an hour. That’s impressive! That means it would take about 9 days to get from Earth to Mars … Yet we learn from the genius professor that THAT would take ‘months’ (which it would take with current technology). More puzzling is that it would take 20 minutes for the device to reach space. Space is considered to start at about 65 miles above sea level on Earth. So it would take 20 minutes to reach 65 miles, and the remaining, oh roughly, 230,000 miles to the Moon would take only twice that. Quite an acceleration!\u00c2\u00a0But why doesn’t that work for Mars? Somehow I’m getting the impression that the professor’s chair is NOT in astronomy.<\/p>\n

I’m ALSO beginning to have some doubts about his other claims…<\/p>\n

Anyway… there’s this American guy John Thomas, who started a company (Disc –link<\/a>– ) to help John Searl build one more of his generators (of which, remember, he has built TENS already). For some reason, it is, apparently, not THAT easy anymore!<\/p>\n

So.. they need YOUR money! And a lot of it.<\/p>\n

Give!<\/p>\n

Generously!<\/p>\n

(Oh… and btw, I have some SUPERB swamp land here in Florida for sale, as well as the Brooklyn bridge!)<\/p>\n

And hey .. I almost forgot.. the device has amazing healing properties too! 3rd degree burn wounds will disappear like snow\u00c2\u00a0before the sun… Professor John has the evidence! Look… ALL his burn scars are no longer there! But then, everybody knows that magnets have tremendous healing powers, right? *yawn*<\/p>\n

What a shame there is this vaste governmental conspiracy to make sure that this device will never .. ever .. be produced! Imagine,\u00c2\u00a0 the government losing all those ‘oil’ profits… *sigh* .. but then, let’s face it .. history is very clear .. you CAN’T have a free energy device and NOT a government conspiracy to suppress it at the same time. Those two things ALWAYS go hand in hand…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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