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True Story!<\/p>\n
My wife played poker the other day. Texas holdem.<\/p>\n
She got AA in the hole.<\/p>\n
At the river she got her fourth ace!<\/p>\n
She got beat by a royal flush.<\/p>\n
I’m not making this up.<\/p>\n
I saw it happen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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