When I grew up there was this thing called Judo.
\nIt was a form of martial art where two combattants would grab eachother by the lapels of their special white pj’s, followed by some pushing and pulling and then the tallest and\u00c2\u00a0heaviest guy would win.
\nThere was also a far less popular form of martial art called Jiu Jitsu.
\nSince martial arts were basically taught, at that time, as a form of self defense, I must say that, to me, pj-pulling Judo was far less effective than Jiu Jitsu, which involved, amongst other things, poking your finger in your opponent’s eye and breaking his fingers.
\nThen Karate became popular and was soon followed by a whole gamut of martial art forms, some more bizarre than others: from hitting eachother over the head with a cane stick to kicking eachothers shins to a bloody pulp.
\nMost, if not all, involved unpronouncable names, lots of yelling and screaming, and jumping around a lot.
\nAnd none of them was as effective as a method of unarmed self defense as the much more down-to-earth ‘western’ method of firmly planting ones fist in ones opponent’s face,\u00c2\u00a0better known\u00c2\u00a0as boxing. But I don’t think boxing is considered a martial art.
\nWhich, then,\u00c2\u00a0leaves us with the question ‘which is the most effective form of martial art?’.
\nThis is, of course, a hotly debated topic amongst martial artists, and I’d like to introduce to you a case where a representative of one form challenges one of another.
\nThis is about a Kiai master who wagers $5000 on a claim that he can beat ANY MMA master.
\nAn MMA master accepted the challenge and I’ll point you to a video of the match.
\nBut let me first explain the two different forms of martial art.
\nKiai is fairly hard to explain, because there’s a lot of mumbojumbo involved about breathing, silent yelling, reflection and energy concentration.
\nLet me describe it this way: the Kiai master attacks (and defeats) his opponents by ‘manifesting, emitting and projecting his internal energy’ onto his opponents by waving his arms around, but without touching his opponents (the video starts with a demonstration of this!).
\nThe MMA master (MMA stands for Mixed Martial Arts) on the other hand, has no qualms whatsoever when it comes to touching his opponent.<\/p>\n

Watch the video of this challenge, and be amazed. Be VERY amazed.<\/p>\n

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