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Dear Mr. Claessen;<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

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Thank you for inquiring about the activities of the celebri-cat Mr. Clyde Claessen, Himself.\u00c2\u00a0 What follows is a summary of the activities of Himself on <\/span><\/font>the 20^{th<\/sup> of February, 2007<\/span><\/font> as of 1400 (east coast time):<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n}

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0900 – Himself is nestled down inside an eiderdown comforter in the middle of a king sized bed, sound asleep.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1000 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Same as 0900 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c no visible signs of life. <\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1030 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself opens his eyes and yawns<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1031 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself regrets opening his eyes and closes them again.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1100 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself thinks he might be getting hungry.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1115 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself is hungry enough to leave the big bed and visit the dish. While there, Himself decides to visit the box. He makes a mess with litter.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1120 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself coughs up a giant hairball on the living room rug \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 and then looks at mama as if to say ..THIS IS JUST FOR YOU!<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1121 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself feels the need for a bit of variety \u00e2\u20ac\u201c so he goes to the guest room and nestles down in the blankees and goes to sleep in the middle of a queen sized bed.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1230 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself hears mama making her lunch in the kitchen so he comes to investigate. Mama does not share, so Himself stalks off in a huff.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1235 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself visits the box and makes the stinkiest poop the world has ever known and then gets a drink of water and has two bites of the dry food.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1239 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself makes one last attempt on mama\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lunch \u00e2\u20ac\u201c and manages to stick his stinkee butt in mama\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s face in the process<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1242 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself realizes it is nap time. He goes back to the big bed, which mama has conveniently made up just for him. <\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1243 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself nestles down inside the eiderdown comforter in the middle of the big bed and goes back to sleep.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1330 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself awakens, visits the dish, checks out the kitchen counter for crumbs or leavings and then goes to the guest room and nestles down in the blankees for another nap.<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

1400 \u00e2\u20ac\u201c Himself is sleeping deeply and snoring! <\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

<\/span><\/font><\/p>\n

Dawnell K. Claessen<\/span><\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n

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