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\"hammer\"Usually, stories in which a\u00c2\u00a0person goes to jail, a woman\u00c2\u00a0is viciously attacked and another person dies, are very sad stories.<\/p>\n

I guess the story I just read is<\/strong> a sad story, but I had to smile anway: the bad bastard\u00c2\u00a0went to jail, the dumb scumbag died, and the attacked woman came out on top.<\/p>\n

Hiring your ex-custodian to kill your wife, because you don’t like the divorce proceedings? And then this tiny skinny brainiac goes to\u00c2\u00a0the wife’s house, uses the security codes he has been provided with by the almost-ex hubby while carrying a backpack with in it the first name of the ex husband and his cellphone number<\/strong>?<\/p>\n

Following these smart moves, this same skinny ‘slight’ genius attacks the tall strong female nurse when she comes home.<\/p>\n

If he had done some research, he probably would have realized that a ‘close combat’ weapon, like a claw hammer<\/strong>, shouldn’t have been the weapon of choice in this quite uneven match.<\/p>\n

A hammer?<\/strong> This Einstein must have taken his boss’ suggestion to become a ‘hit’-man a little bit too literal.<\/p>\n

Anyway, she took away his hammer and when the ‘assasin’ then tried to bite her to death (real pro!)\u00c2\u00a0she simply grabbed him by the throat and squeezed the life out of\u00c2\u00a0the varmint\u00c2\u00a0like a rotten banana.<\/p>\n

I’m sure that’s not exactly\u00c2\u00a0how it\u00c2\u00a0was worded\u00c2\u00a0in the police report, nor how she experienced the whole ordeal, but that’s how I like to read it, and that IS what the outcome of it all was: Moron husband to jail, not likely to score high points in the divorce proceedings, the lady is safe AND got rid of the annoying husband for a LONG time, and the ‘hit man’ … out<\/strong> of the gene pool!<\/p>\n

Yeah!<\/p>\n

(read the article<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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