If you believe in God and in miracles, I have a tip for you:<\/p>\n

Leave the miracles to God<\/a><\/p>\n

He’s a trained professional. Don’t try this at home!<\/p>\n

If you really have<\/strong> to do that water-trick, then\u00c2\u00a0follow the bible: the correct order is:<\/p>\n

first <\/strong>part the seas, then<\/strong> do your crossing.<\/p>\n

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If you believe in God and in miracles, I have a tip for you: Leave the miracles to God He’s a trained professional. Don’t try this at home! If you really have to do that water-trick, then\u00c2\u00a0follow the bible: the correct order is: first part the seas, then do your crossing. \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,10,15,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-in-the-news","category-out-of-the-gene-pool","category-religion","category-weird-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=17"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=17"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=17"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=17"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}