Saturday morning; my wife and her daughter are leaving the house to hit the stores.<\/p>\n

She<\/strong> (in Schwarzenegger\/Terminator voice): “I’ll be back.”<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong> (standard response): “Then I’ll be Beethoven.”<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong> (Nosy): “Where are you going?”<\/p>\n

She<\/strong>: “To Sam’s and Dillards.”<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong>: *The Look*<\/p>\n

She<\/strong>: “We’re NOT gonna buy anything! We’re just gonna look. BYE”<\/p>\n

1 minute later. She’s back.<\/p>\n

She<\/strong>: “I forgot something.”<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong> (nosy): “What did you forget?”<\/p>\n

She<\/strong>: “My wallet.”<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong> (insufferable smarty pants): “You don’t need a wallet if you’re not gonna buy anything!”<\/p>\n

She<\/strong> (lovingly dealing with smarty-pant-ism): *smack*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Saturday morning; my wife and her daughter are leaving the house to hit the stores. She (in Schwarzenegger\/Terminator voice): “I’ll be back.” Me (standard response): “Then I’ll be Beethoven.” Me (Nosy): “Where are you going?” She: “To Sam’s and Dillards.” Me: *The Look* She: “We’re NOT gonna buy anything! We’re just gonna look. BYE” 1 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,9,22,41],"tags":[44],"class_list":["post-147","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diary","category-pointless-remarks","category-random-remarks","category-spousal-conversations","tag-spousal-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=147"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=147"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=147"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/claessen.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=147"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}