But I think you really should cut down on that physical abuse of poor defenseless innocent Creed.
That POOR POOR man.
New word! Bluddy!
Bluddy Rob…
(Bluddy Bob would of course be even better ..)
]]>Jacobus van Beverningk:
Why on earth are you and your wife emailing eachother when you’re in the same house?
Dear Jack (can I call you Jack?),
This has to do with the fact that our respective rooms are separated from eachother by a refrigerator.
For some unknow reason, every time I’m on my way to my wife’s room, I get strangely distracted by this fascinating appliance.
We once tried yelling, but that dramatically upset the cats.
So, experience has taught me that email or IM exchanges are MUCH more efficient and effective.
Heck, I even forbid my wife to buy alcohol-free mouthwash!
(Well ‘forbid’: this is from the last time when she thought I tried to ‘forbid’ something … *lifts shirt and shows scars*)
]]>Anyway, I come home, grab a cold beer, fire up the laptop, read your blog first (as ALWAYS, of course) and snort out a completely fine mouthful of ice cold beer while reading this post.
Shameful. Please, in the future, warn me when you are posting something funny, or posting anything with your wife involved!
Best wishes (going to change my shirt).
Rob
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