Besides .. I don’t cough up hair balls and Dawnell doesn’t hunt for yellow mice.
*takes away his beer for being such a smarty pants*
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s alarm clock goes off.
0830 – Her Majesty joins Himself on the king sized bed, and goes to sleep on top of the eiderdown.
1000 - Her Majesty is forced to rebuff the ridiculous and spurious sexual advances of Himself. Note: Himself denies making any such sexual advances and claims he was asleep at the time of the ALLEGED incident.
1002 – Her Majesty goes back to sleep – AFTER moving to the guest room.
1100 – Her Majesty gets up, checks the dish, visits the box and then makes a through inspection of a large cardboard box that is by the front door. (See piccie #2)
1121 – Her Majesty investigates and then attempts to bury a large hairball on the living room rug. Her Majesty never seems to notice that the carpeting does not really make a pile or actually cover anything.
1200 – Her Majesty eats a sensible lunch of dry food and then goes to back to sleep in the big bed, this time atop a nice clean blanket that has apparently been folded up just for her!
1300 – Her Majesty senses a dreadful yellow mouse stalking mama and immediately pounces on it and kills the mouse. She then presents the mouse to mama!
1330 – Her Majesty makes a dramatic escape attempt when mama goes out the front door to collect the mail. Her Majesty is actually out of doors for 1.896 seconds before scampering back inside.
1335 – Her Majesty goes to the guest room and takes a long nap.
1515 – Her Majesty shows up for work at her office job. (See piccie #3) – and promptly falls asleep on the job.
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]]>Inquiries about Her Royal Highness are handled by a different department, but they have provided me the following update, which I respectfully submit to you for your consideration.
0600 – Her Majesty is curled up in a tight fluffy ball asleep on top of mama’s feet. (See piccie #1).
0715 – Her Majesty is awakened and VERY annoyed (for at least 3 seconds) when mama’s alarm clock goes off.
0830 – Her Majesty joins Himself on the king sized bed, and goes to sleep on top of the eiderdown.
1000 – Her Majesty is forced to rebuff the ridiculous and spurious sexual advances of Himself. Note: Himself denies making any such sexual advances and claims he was asleep at the time of the ALLEGED incident.
1002 – Her Majesty goes back to sleep – AFTER moving to the guest room.
1100 – Her Majesty gets up, checks the dish, visits the box and then makes a through inspection of a large cardboard box that is by the front door. (See piccie #2)
1121 – Her Majesty investigates and then attempts to bury a large hairball on the living room rug. Her Majesty never seems to notice that the carpeting does not really make a pile or actually cover anything.
1200 – Her Majesty eats a sensible lunch of dry food and then goes to back to sleep in the big bed, this time atop a nice clean blanket that has apparently been folded up just for her!
1300 – Her Majesty senses a dreadful yellow mouse stalking mama and immediately pounces on it and kills the mouse. She then presents the mouse to mama!
1330 – Her Majesty makes a dramatic escape attempt when mama goes out the front door to collect the mail. Her Majesty is actually out of doors for 1.896 seconds before scampering back inside.
1335 – Her Majesty goes to the guest room and takes a long nap.
1515 – Her Majesty shows up for work at her office job. (See piccie #3) – and promptly falls asleep on the job.
Thanks for providing this activity report.
Much appreciated, but my readers are also very interested in the where-abouts and activities of Her Majesty, Queen Bonnie Herself, our domestic Chief Inspectimicatress and Royal Toilet-bowl Snifster…