That was a rethorical question!
DO NOT answer it!
Believe me, I KNOW where it all went!
(At about a month before birth, we shed it all, then ate it, then pee-ed it all out again and then probably ate some more of it.
Oh drats, now I have answered it anyway… oh well…
But maybe that nasty experience explains why we so intensely hate even a single hair in our soup!
“WAITER!! There’s a hair in my soup!”
“So? You once ate your own whole furry coat, you didn’t complain THEN, did you?”
“No, but that was my OWN hair!”)
And no, turkeys do not equal babies. Although, at some point in their early lives, turkey chickens and human babies very much DO look alike (ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny) 😉
(Yes, you and I didn’t start out as just very tiny human looking babies: we once had a fish-like tail and gill slits too! And body-covering fur! (lanugo) Where did it all go, eh 😉 )